You are Monday the most hated day of the week .
You are the sweetness of a refreshing ice lolly on a boiling day .
You are kind as a good deed .
You are like a lion fierce and lazy .
You are like the number 9 nearly at the end .
You are as majestic as a magician
You are as humorous as a clown .
You as bizarre as eating soup with a fork .
You are as cautious as a cat being out for the first time .
You are as cruel as a wicked stepmother .