You are Monday the most hated day of the week .

You are the sweetness of a refreshing ice lolly on a boiling day .

You are kind as a good deed .

You are like a lion fierce and lazy .

You are like the number 9 nearly at the end .

You are as  majestic as a magician

You are as humorous as a clown .

You as bizarre as eating soup with a fork .

You are as cautious as a cat being out for the first time .

You are as cruel as a wicked stepmother .