You are a mystical moon that shines every night like a lunar lantern.

You are a boring bottle that stays perfectly still everyday.

You are a lazy lad that moves as slow as a tortoise.

You are a giant goat that eats all the buildings like a filthy ogre

You are a magical mop that cleans every day like a slave.

You are a smelly sock that needs to be thrown in the bin.

You are a shooting star  that brightens up my day.