I Have Never
I have never played a chocolate guitar
but I have eaten a chocolate bar.
I have never worn a posh suit
but I have eaten tomato soup.
I have never climbed Mount Everest on a bike
but I have climbed Rivington Pike.
I have never seen the Queen’s crown
but I have seen my sister Annie frown.
I have never stroked a furry bat
but I have stroked Ernie my ginger cat.