I ‘ve Never

I’ve never…

I’ve never eaten a cat or a dog

but I have eaten a slug and crickets.


I’ve never run as fast as the Flash

but I have ran as fast as a panda.


I’ve never met the queen

but i have met a sausage.


I’ve never gone to space

but I have been to the toilet.


I’ve never  seen a UFO

but I like to eat flying saucer sweets.


I’ve never pooped out a carrot

but I have eaten one.


I’ve never jumped off Mount Everest

but I have rolled down a hill,




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