I’ve never become councillor,
but I have become school councillor.

I’ve never outsmarted an adult,
but an adult has outsmarted me.

I’ve never set a house on fire,
but I have set a marshmallow on fire.

I’ve never saved up more then £500,
but I have spent more than £500

I’ve never seen the queen,
but I have seen Buckingham palace.

I’ve never been ran over by a train,
but I have been on a train.

I’ve never made a car,
but I have made a chocolate bar.

I’ve never eaten the moon,
but I have devoured cheese.

I’ve never played for Liverpool,
but I’ve been to Liverpool.