If you want to keep a pet elf, you will need:

• A big garden, in a snowy location.
• Lots of mince pies and milk.
• A space where you can build an igloo.

Beware, even though elves are small, they can attack as surprisingly they always have weapons at the ready.

Elves need a lot of exercise but they don’t like going for walks. They prefer being snug as a bug in their igloo, scoffing down mince pies and milk. So how do you get them to exercise? You you dangle a mince pie from a fishing rod and get them to follow it.

Elves make fantastic pets as they give you company by chatting lots and playing games, they make nice friends.