I have never seen piranhas in the Amazon river,
but I have witnessed cod swimming in the Thames.
I have never climbed up Mt Everest,
But I have scaled Blunsdon Hill.
I have never swam in the Nile,
but I have gone for a dip in the River Ray.
I have never descended the Grand Canyon,
but I have climbed down Liddington Castle.
I have never been to the heart of Area 51,
but I have visited the centre of Swindon town.
I have never gone to the Milky Way,
but I have entered a planetarium.