I have never ventured up the Eiffel Tower
but I have climbed a tree at Lydiard Park.
I have never been to the heart of Area 51
but I have been the centre of London.
I have never been to the Moon
but I have been to Coate Water.
I have never been to the Sun
but I have been to Tesco’s
I have never been to Mount Everest
but I have visited to Old Trafford
I have never raced Usain Bolt in the Olympics
But I have dashed beside my friends at the County Ground.