I’ve never went to the moon
but I have went to Brighton palace pier.
I’ve never met Usain bolt
but I have met Dele Alli.
I’ve caught a sting ray
but I have had a pet gold fish.
I’ve never been in the new Tottenham stadium
but I have been in the old one.
I’ve never seen Maradona play football
but I have seen Messi
I’ve never won the lottery
but I have won £5 on a bet.
I didn’t see Yashin win the balon’dor
but I have seen Modric win it.
I’ve never met the queen
but I have seen her on tv.