I have never caught a wild tiger , but I have captured a wonderful lady bug .
I have never jumped into a pool full of rocks , but I have jumped into my hot tub .
I have never walked to London and back , but I have walked to my local corner shop and back .
I have never visited the White House , but I have been to the Effie tower .
I have never held a red back spider , but I have held Dorris my cat .
I have never felt diamonds shining in a gloomy cave , but I have held a gold coin to the man who owns the corner shop .