I’ve never

I’ve never driven in a luxurious Lamborghini

but I have ridden my sick scooter.


I’ve never touched a horse chestnut tree as big as a house

but I have felt a small beech tree.


I’ve never jumped off of Big Ben

but I have sprung off of my big bouncy bed.


I’ve never tasted gummy snakes as sour as Mrs Cella

but I have eaten Toxic Waste sweets.

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