I’ve never driven in a luxurious Lamborghini
but I have ridden my sick scooter.
I’ve never touched a horse chestnut tree as big as a house
but I have felt a small beech tree.
I’ve never jumped off of Big Ben
but I have sprung off of my big bouncy bed.
I’ve never tasted gummy snakes as sour as Mrs Cella
but I have eaten Toxic Waste sweets.