I have never…….

I have never star jumped off the grand Golden Gate Bridge 

but I have backflipped around Airhop like a Kangaroo.

I have never chatted with Boris Johnson while wearing a peapod costume

But I have talked to Mrs Morton while she checks my work.

I have never seized a ghost gliding through the hazy, dim sky in the night

But I have caught my cat while playing tag in my garden.

I have never fallen off the earth while wearing a crazy clown wig

but i have fallen off my skateboard while going down a skateboard ramp.

I have never befriended a white chalky pebble 

but i have made friends with a dove.

I have never talked to Billie Ellish in a crayon costume

but i have been on a zoom call with Pie Corbett.