I have never…….
I have never star jumped off the grand Golden Gate Bridge
but I have backflipped around Airhop like a Kangaroo.
I have never chatted with Boris Johnson while wearing a peapod costume
But I have talked to Mrs Morton while she checks my work.
I have never seized a ghost gliding through the hazy, dim sky in the night
But I have caught my cat while playing tag in my garden.
I have never fallen off the earth while wearing a crazy clown wig
but i have fallen off my skateboard while going down a skateboard ramp.
I have never befriended a white chalky pebble
but i have made friends with a dove.
I have never talked to Billie Ellish in a crayon costume
but i have been on a zoom call with Pie Corbett.