I’ve never swam across the Amazon river dressed as a pink dolphin
But I have back stroked at Oxleys swimming pool.
I will never see a boxing match with a kangaroo in it
But I have watched boxing on TV with my dad at my house.
I’ve never touched the sun while dressed as a banana
But I went to my friend’s party wearing a football kit in Yeovil.
I’ve never reached planet mars
But I could land on Germany.