I have never felt the sensation of scorching, gooey lava but I have felt disgusting , boiling gravy.
I have never sunk my feet into the middle of the Mediterranean oceans but I have sunk my toes into Whitley Bay’s murky waters….
I have never fought the monsters under my bed with an imaginary sword but I have fought my brother in a battle with kitchen rolls.
I have never slurped a fresh, creamy pint of chocolate cows milk but I have slurped a caramel frappicino fresh from Starbucks.
I have never rode a majestic, pastel unicorn but I have rode a brown lame pony.
I have never ordered a five coursed meal but I have ordered Mr Whippy from an ice-cream van.
I have never laid on a £1,000,000 mattress but I have laid on my bed with my cat.