I HAVE NEVER…BUT I HAVE.
I have never seen a magical mermaid swimming in The English Channel
but I have seen a gargantuan,silly shark swimming around eating tiny,patterned fish in Sea Life Aquarium.
I have never heard a baby sheep crying for it’s mother up Grassy Hill
but I have people screaming in the distance as if they were having a party and singing loud deafening songs.
I have never smelt the sweet smell of a golden apple from a Princess’s castle
but I have smelt soft warm sticky toffee pudding with golden yellow custard from Asda.
I have never befriend with a ruby,red scaly dragon
but I have befriended with my shiny,sun orange goldfish.
I have never captured a rainbow,sparkly flying unicorn
but I have captured a lime,green scaly fish swimming in the Beach sea.
I have never seen a stripy black and white cat prowling the streets in the dead of night
but I have stroked a furry, gentle stripy , white ginger cat as he was cutely meowing and I called him Ginny.
I have never tasted curry and rices from a fancy restaurant
but I have tasted a steaming hot ham and pineapple pizza from