I Have Never Been to Hogwarts – BY IMOGEN.
I have never….
I have never ridden a Hungarian Horn-Tale, over the Kilauea Volcano, in Hawaii, in the blaring heat
but I have ridden on a White Welsh Mountain Pony in the Western Countryside’s in Wales.
I have never flown on a Nimbus 2000 to Scotland
but I have ridden an Amiatina Donkey across the sands of Llandudno beach.
I have never walked sneakily along the roof of Hogwarts School with Ron,
but I have trekked from Congleton Edge to Mow Cop.
I have never spent four weeks designing and making a long, laced, purple dress, with gems and sequins, for Emma Watson to wear at the Yule Ball in Harry Potter,
But I have chosen a pearly, pink dress for my mum, Jenny, to wear on her birthday.
I have never caught the Golden Snitch whilst travelling as quick as lightning,
But I have caught a tennis ball in P.E at Marlfields Primary Academy.
I have never climbed the ancient but deadly ‘Whomping Willow’ that lies near the Training Grounds,
But I have climbed up a gnarled, Silver Birch tree in the woods at Astbury Mere.
I have never performed the Formal Dance at the Yule Ball, with Stanislav Yanevski,
but I have tap-danced to Ed Sheeran’s ‘Thinking Out Loud’ song for my Auntie Sarah.
I have never seen a vicious, jet black, three headed dog,
but I have seen terrifying, Highland Cattle, with horns, terrorising hikers like an evil Norwegian Ridgeback.