I have never done this…

( by Seren)

I have never seen a perfectly cute pangolin in person,

but I have seen an armadillo.

I have never touched a tortoise’s shell,

but I have touched an armadillo’s chestnut brown back.

I have never eaten a spider in Italy,

but I have swallowed a fly.

I have never ridden a galloping, delighted pony in America,

but I have ridden a trotting donkey in Ceurdan Valley.

I have never ever befriended a dog,

but I certainly have befriended a cute cat.

I have never climbed a tree with my cat Pudge,

but I have played hide and seek with Jasper.

I have never heard an orange chimpanzee’s call,

but I have heard a lion’s loud, frightening roar.

I have never taken a bite of an octopus,

but I have had fish for tea.

I have never had seaweed soup,

but I have taken a small bite of sushi.

I have never taken a trip to Malta,

but I have been to Greece.

I have never dyed my hair,

but I have worn bubblegum pink hair chalk.

I have never reformed at a concert,

but I have performed infringe of many of my relatives before.

I have never done a backflip,

bit I have done a flick on my mum’s bed.

I have never caught a dragon fly,

but I have caught a butterfly.

I have never been a millionaire,

but I have had over £1000 in my bank account.