Mouldy cheese from my house…
I have never seen a magical, pink dolphin swim around The Atlantic Ocean,
but I have seen a plump jellyfish at Animal Kingdom.
I have never heard a baby sheep cry because it wants his mum at Super Sam’s Farm,
but I have heard my dog Peggy bark as she fetched a ball.
I have never touched a metallic, metal horse shoe,
but I have touched a horses smooth, soft, magic mane at Fox Fields.
I have never smelt the sweet, chocolate smell of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory,
but I have smelt the horrible smell of mouldy cheese from my house.
I have never tasted cotton candy with creamy custard on top,
but I have eaten creamy custard from Tesco.
I have never raced Usain Bolt,
but I have raced my obviously annoying little brother Harry.
I have never watched an itv drama,
but I have watched the super Secret Garden.
I have never felt an unrealistic unicorn horn,
but I have felt my brothers gross, grazed knee.