I have never climbed Mount Olympus on Mars
But I have scaled the climbing frame at Hickling Barn.
I have never seen a explosion in a war
But I have gazed at a bonfire crackling in my backyard.
I have never swam the English channel
But I have paddled in my swimming classes.
I have never ridden a speed boat
But I have driven a boat at Hickling Broad.
I have never fought a gorilla in the unknown
But I have wrestled my brother, Charlie.
I have never caught a frog in my Nanna’s pond
But I have grabbed a leaf zig-zagging in the sky.