The queen’s crown jewels by Madi
I have never kissed a slobbery slimy monster
but I have kissed my cat’s wet nose.
I have never climbed to the top of the tallest mountain in the world
but I have climbed to the top of a hill in Hartsholme park.
I have never seen the queen’s crown jewels
but I have seen cute kids jewelry in the window of a shop.
I have never eaten a box of expensive chicken nuggets
but I have been to the Mcdonalds at the Carlton centre.
I have never been down number 10 Downing Street
but I have been down number 22 Barlings Lane.
I have never held a scaly scary snake
but I have held my cute cuddly kittens while laying on my bed.
I have never been to the sahara desert to see a camel
but I have been to Spain and I found a crab clipperty clapping on the beach.
I have never befriended a unicorn with wings like sequinned diamonds
but I have befriended my uncles dalmation as scared as an ant about to be stepped on.