I have never heard a unicorns neigh ,
but I have heard ST Leonard’s children busting through the door.
I have never tasted the worlds most expensive cheese burger ,
but I have tased McDonald’s.
I have never smelt a trolls mouldy sweaty feet,
but I have smelt the sweat under neath my armpit.
I have never felt the clouds silky ness ,
but I have felt Cotten candy melting my mouth.
I have never seen a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow,
but I have seen my mum cooking my favourite food.