Exclusive report written by **** Dondel, Alienology Reporter, The Worcestershire News.
Within the last 24 hours, John Limb, 16 years old, saw four aliens walk out of a flying saucer, searching for food in a bear-infested forest.
The Worcester police have informed all the residents of Worcester about this fascinating creature and have issued everyone with a taser just in case they come across it. If they happen to encounter these green blobs, they can taze it. For further information, contact our Emergency Alien-Spotter Hotline.