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creature spotted in local town-Patsy Pheobe

Last week local citizen Jimmy James Gallet reported seeing a fierce, mythical unicorn, in the local Tesco’s in Stourport-on-seven.

Jimmy ,who was doing his usual Friday shop , notice a strange animal lurking in the trolley park. It was the noise i heard first not the creature.

Stourport on seven police have warned all locals to be careful when having a walk in town and to report of any weird or unusual sounds. Local unicornologist, Dr. Pepper, told us that a collection of three unicorns may well mean that they're in danger and all people should be alert in case of dragons, trolls, ogres, hydras and of creatures are planning to attack these fascinating beasts.

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