Tired of errors appearing on the screen? Finding a PC that’s faster than the speed of sound? Well, you have found the correct advert! Find a Windows 8.1 PC which works as fast as a rocket in space for only £100.50. If you have a membership card, then you are lucky because this PC would be 50% off. Don’t miss out on the new offer made: buy 3 pen drives, get 2 free. Visit this shop now or miss great technology for less prices than other PC stores (e.g Currys PC world).

Oh, yes we do. Find amazing technology for maybe just £75.00! Here is a list of what cool devices and food we sell:

• Pendrive               (£5.00)
• Hamburger           (£19.99) 
• Soda*                   (£1.00)
• Windows 10 disc (£109.99)
• A laptop               (£123.45)
• An Apple Watch  (£75.00) 

And much more!

*Depends on the soda you buy (et centra: Cola) 

This is your chance to shop ‘till you drop! Find us just off the Aston Clinton motorway near the McDonalds fast food restaurant and drive straight on until you see a large grey building. 

“A super shop” Mr B Gates says

So why not join us now? Come today or miss our very special offer: for each person or group who comes first gets a free Windows 10 PC!