What is hot ? A fireplace roasting a ball of paper ,
What is cold ? Some nitrogen touching someone’s skin ,
What is painful ? Having frostbite from nitrogen ,
What is painless ? A pinch of a baby against your skin ,
What is fun ? A laser eyed teacher ,
What is boring ? A teacher explaining math ,
What is cute ? A baby babbling and army crawling ,
What is ugly ? A donkey pulling a big ugly face .