The Purrrfect Location – The Grand Jaguar Hotel

The Purrrfect Location – The Grand Jaguar Hotel


Are you tired from working too hard? Do you need a change for once? Then why not come to the Crown Jaguar Hotel? A lavish resort that has several all-you-can-eat buffets and restaurants plus a luxurious massage room where you can let all that stress just melt away!


Once you are feeling relaxed we can offer you:


  • a free cuddle with the cuddle expert Jasper in our cat cuddle room
  • a swim with our dolphins in our Olympic sized swimming pool


If you need anything during your stay, don’t be afraid to ask. Our fantastical talking cat Luna (our deputy customer service supervisor) will be more than happy to help to make your stay puuurrrfect!


We have seven restaurants from gourmet to traditional fish and chip dinners. The restaurants are all rated 5 stars and run by some of the world’s greatest chefs. The chef in our traditional English restaurant has served Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II herself. Come try one our seven restaurants. Why not eat at a different one every night? Take your pick from:


  1. Good old english restaurant
  2. Smiley’s chinese restaurant and take out
  3. The perfect pizzeria
  4. Eat with the cats restaurant – always a great catch there
  5. Pete’s a pies
  6. Donatello’s delicacies
  7. Jacob’s jams


All guests who stay between the 1st February and 1st June 2022 will automatically be entered into our guest lottery to have a chance of winning a two week holiday in our luxury guest room. The luxury gurest room has: a 100 inch 3D TV, famous artwork from Leonardo Da Vinci and other famous renaissance artists, a perfect view of our swimming pool with a direct slide taking to our amazing pool from your room. Book your stay now to have a chance of winning this fantabulous prize.


What are you waiting for? Book now, come on. Start your relaxing adventure here. The Crown Jaguar Hotel awaits, the purrrrfect place to stay for all the family. Family is the greatest treasure, so come on here and enjoy our leisure!.


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