I have never…

I have never seen Neptune as colourful as a rainbow

but I have glanced at the Northern Lights in Iceland on holiday by the hotel.

I have never flown a jumbo jet all the way to New Zeland

but I have ridden my pony Ted in a hunt with the beagles jumping up by my legs.

I have never stolen the Monalisa with an octopus and ostrich

but I have kidnaped a pink hairbrush from my sister’s room.

I have never jumped into a swamp full of crocodiles

but I have dived into the swimming pool in Machynlleth.

I have never fed a deadly king cobra in the Sahara Desert

but I have fed a little hamster called Flash.