I have never…
I have never seen Neptune as colourful as a rainbow
but I have glanced at the Northern Lights in Iceland on holiday by the hotel.
I have never flown a jumbo jet all the way to New Zeland
but I have ridden my pony Ted in a hunt with the beagles jumping up by my legs.
I have never stolen the Monalisa with an octopus and ostrich
but I have kidnaped a pink hairbrush from my sister’s room.
I have never jumped into a swamp full of crocodiles
but I have dived into the swimming pool in Machynlleth.
I have never fed a deadly king cobra in the Sahara Desert
but I have fed a little hamster called Flash.