I have never…
I have never ridden a sharks smooth, silky back across the deep, dark and mysterious Pacific Ocean,
but I have surfed with dreamy dolphins in the brilliantly blue sea of Borth beach.
I have never taken an alligator along Stud Lane in a bright pink harness,
but I have walked a llama to the local Spar in Carno to enjoy an ice-cream.
I have never eaten slimy frog’s legs in sunny, Southern France
but I have enjoyed salty scampi and crispy chips from the Aleppo.
I have never bounded energetically across the scorching Sahara Desert
but I have plodded slowly up chilling Cadair Idris with my family.
I have never written a poem like this and had so much fun before.