I have never met Cristiano Ronaldo the legend of football
but I have met Billy Gilmour the Scottish boss.
I have never seen Mbappe score for Paris saint German
but I have seen Cameron Carter Vickers score a brilliant volley
for Celtic against St Mirren.
I have never seen Maradona in the world cup final
score the hand of god but I have seen Vinicious Jr
Score the winning goal in the champions league final on the tv.
I have never touched the scaley skin of a fire breathing dragon
But I have touched the wet skin of my dog after his walk.
I have never ridden a Lamborghini to New York city
But I have been driven to England in a Citron.
I have never climbed up Mount Everest while singing shotgun
But I have climbed up a little hill.