I’ve never jumped off of Mount Everest,

but I have jumped on the trampoline in gravity.

I’ve never travelled to Korea,

but I have driven to the workhouse in Gressenhall.

I’ve never swam to Greece,

but I have floated in a pool at Thetford swimming centre.

I’ve never held an alligator,

but I have cuddled a burmese python.

I’ve never ridden a horse ,

but I have driven a car in Lego Land.

I’ve never seen a raptor dancing with Barney,

but I have visualised Lexi doing a cartwheel.

I’ve never hugged a giant panda,

but I have kissed a two toed sloth.

I’ve never ridden an elephant in Africa,

But I have driven a golf cart in Haverhill.