I’ve never been to Florida and ridden the waves,

but I have travelled to Great Yarmouth and body boarded in the North Sea.

I’ve never jumped off Big Ben,

but I have leaped off a tree at High Lodge.

I’ve never backflipped off a Pterodactyl,

but I have front flipped on my trampoline at home. 

I’ve never been bitten by a exotic snake,

but I have been licked by my dog Albert.