I have never sparred with Mike Tyson but, I have sparred with a brown belt at number 8 Inverurie.
I have never climbed up Mount Everest in my boxer shorts holding a panda but, I have climbed up Bennachie in my pjs holding a cat.
I have never jumped of Big Ben into a pool but, I have jumped of a 50-meter giant inflatable in Dundee.
I have never finished the largest math problem but, I have finished word problems at Oyne primary school.
I have never seen a ghost in Edinburgh castle, but I have wanted to see the ghost in Castle Fraser.