what is hard? doing the hard column , trying to do long divison whlie kissing a pigeon

what is easy? watching tv with Bive and Evie, kicking a football and going for a poo on the loo

what is fun? being dumb while licking your tumb, in a face paniting club with you friends and riding your bike around.

What is boring? My hair dry like a bear while sitting on a chair, having a poo on the loo and watching paint dry.