Come and get a dad for only £35. He may smell and like food but I assure you he is super strong. If your mom has been thinking about a break up  this is your chance to make her happy again.The price used to be £100 but now it is only £35. This is only an opportunity if no one has entered their name and their address by the end of the week this dad will be gone to a new town and he will not come back. So this ad is for you to get a dad now.