Sister for sale!

!Attention everyone! For one eternity only, sister for sale! Only £1.99! Bright green eyes, freckles, flaming red hair and a completely free fiery temper to go with it!

You do not need to walk her as she will cartwheel and round off all day long! You can feed her chocolate cake for breakfast, lunch and dinner. An absolute bargain!

 Lucky for you she won’t do any of your chores or help out but will watch TV instead! You will also be able to hear her shouting on the phone to her friends and jumping on beds for no extra price!

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