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How to look after a pet elf

How To Look After A Pet Elf

If you want a pet elf you will need this guide as they are VERY hard work.

•NEVER let them get bored,if you do it wont end well..

•Only feed them candy canes and sugar (no vegetables)

•There all DEATHLY allergic to healthy food and exercise.

•Make them a bed out of pillows and fluff

•One last thing,BE CAREFUL! They are naughty!!

 

I hope this guide helps you look ater your elf,your elf will be arriving in the post box soon

WAIT,also have fun with your elf.

NO RETURNS

 

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