I am writing to you today to explain why I have not handed my homework in. The reason I have not done so is because my dog stole it and then gave it to the neighbour’s dog and my neighbour was moving to France so the dog went with them. I am very devastated this happened and I very much love homework. I think it’s fair to not give me any homework this week, please. So that there is not so much work to do for you. I am only caring for you at this moment.