Well you see, I haven’t done my homework because when I woke up this morning my street was like an ice rink! I slipped and slide and eventually went under but I met a friendly whale who said he would use his blowhole to push me up on land again. But he pushed me up to Australia! The sudden change from freezing cold to roasting hot made me faint! But a kind kangaroo put me in her pouch and hopped me all the way home but the kangaroo didn’t see my homework because it was sopping wet so it’s still in Australia!