Unfortunately, my name is Gobbles the goldfish; It’s a horrible name I know. I spend all my life travelling around my huge fish tank that is a whopping twenty centimetres long! My owner is the famous William Shakespeare so that must make me the world’s most famous fish. William, who has no social life at all, watches me swim around all day doing nothing other than eat. Even though I am three years of age, I probably have more friends than my owner as he never has anyone around other than the cat who never seems to leave me alone.