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OGRE FOUND IN BACON WOODS

Michael Scott

Yesterday, Dr John Watson, a detective, saw an ogre sleeping on Bacton Woods’ floor.

Dr Watson, who was a doctor in the Crimean war, was going on a walk to clear his head, when he heard a loud snore. He turned around to see a sleeping ogre. The doctor told the London Times that when he saw the ogre, he was scared out of his skin. He told us that it was green-grey with purple warts everywhere. When I interviewed Dr Watson, he said he was scared and excited. He said, “I don’t understand why an ogre would sleep in such a public space.”

The police are investigating but haven’t found anything as yet. They warned that if you're walking in Bacton, to be as cautious and careful as possible, as the beast is still roaming.

Goblins on the go !

Sue Scoop

Yesterday afternoon, Ollie Paul, age 10, saw two cheeky Green goblins scavenging for daisies and leaves in Moggy Meadow.

Ollie, who has a passion for collecting beautiful stones, was walking at the park, browsing for some gems to add to his collection, when he came across the 2 cheeky green goblins. He told The Daily Punctilio that when he glanced across at the bushes, he saw something green pop out! When The Daily Punctilio interviewed Ollie, he stated that he felt rather shocked, but also a little bit amused! He added, “I thought that I was hallucinating: that goblins weren’t real!”

The local police are warning the public to look out for any mischief or anything unusual in their homes. They also ask the public that if they see any of these mischievous goblins, creep up quietly, pick them up, and ring 018 immediately so the Goblin Crew can come to collect them and return them to their natural habitat.

A NEW DISCOVERY

Norfolk News Correspondent John Smith

Last Saturday, Alfie Sporne , aged 11, saw a Rock Unicorn smashing carelessly into cars at Downhill Street.

Alfie Sporne, who is a pupil at Woodwork Primary School, was enjoying himself at Woodwork Park when he suddenly came upon a majestic Rock Unicorn. He told Norfolk News that when he was playing at the park a black shadow was smashing into cars in the parking lot.

When Norfolk News interviewed Alfie Sporne, he exclaimed that he felt petrified and surprised. He added, “They are such beautiful creatures; I felt special when I saw them!”

Scientists say that it was a once in a lifetime opportunity. They exclaimed,” Alfie is really lucky and will probably never see them again.”

the two dragons

Last Friday, at approximately 3:30 am, Eli Smith, age 10, saw two dragons browsing for food at Lovers Lane.

When our news reporters interviewed Eli, he made it very clear that he felt shocked but also very excited. "It's not common to see a dragon!” he exclaimed.

Police say that they are thinking about closing the whole village to try to find the two dragons.

Norwich News

Erin-Mae Kenbury, a year 7 pupil

Last Friday, Erin-Mae Kenbury, age 12, saw 3 Artic Unicorn, in the Atlantic Ocean, swimming, leaving Snow everywhere.

Erin, a year 7 pupil who cycles to Norwich High School every day, decided to bike to the Atlantic Ocean, where she came across the Artic Unicorn swimming in the waves. She told the Norwich News that when she arrived at the Atlantic Ocean, she saw an Artic Unicorn Playing in the Sea.

When I interviewed Erin, she stated that she felt exited and happy because it was her first time being on a interview. She added, “I’ve never seen a Artic Unicorn before.” Unicorn experts, when contacted, have asked that the members of the public to stay away from the unicorn to maintain both their safety, and the safety of this rare creature.

The Unicorn

Darren Lloyd the one how saw the unicorn

Primary School, age 24, saw a unicorn eating daisies in Bluebell Meadows. Last Monday, Darren Lloyd, a teacher at Ludham.

Darren Lloyd, who goes to Bluebell Collage, was looking for daisies in Bluebell Meadows. He told The Sun that he saw a unicorn was stomping its feet happily while it munched.

he was scared but a little excited When The Sun interviewed Darren, he stated that, “I’ve never seen a unicorn before!”
The local police, will try to find the unicorn and bring the unicorn to a safe place.

OGRE SPOTTED IN HICKLING

News Correspondent Damian Murphy

Yesterday, Patrick Mirren, age seven, saw an Ogre eating frogs at Hickling Broads.

Patrick, who is in Year 2 at Stalham Primary School, was out cycling when he came across the Ogre. He told Stalham Daily that he had heard a crunching noise and when he went to investigate, he found the Ogre.When our reporters interviewed him, Patrick said he was amazed and frightened all at once. He stated, “Ogres look very terrifying.”

Police have warned people not to go anywhere near the area as Ogres are very dangerous and can kill humans.
“Stay away or you may get hurt,” stated Police Commissioner Danny Urvine.

The Ogre.

Mr William , Who works for Cody Brian.

Last Friday , Mr William age 56, saw an Ogre smashing buildings on the streets of London.

Mr William, who works for Cody Brian, was enjoying his break, Then suddenly stumbled upon an Ogre stomping down the streets of London coming to big buildings, while eating cars. He told the local-news, That he was on his break and looked out the window and there he saw a big, slimy , Snotty Ogre.

When the Local-News interviewed Mr Smith, He stated that he felt frightened but Amazed. He added “It was so disgusting!” The Ogre Society said people should be on the look out on London streets. We will make sure people are okay and will try and take down this nasty beast!

Water Pegasus encountering

Jamie Tinblarton Mythical Creatures Corrispondant.

Last night at Dusk Tim Woodley, a local bird spotter was looking for birds to put in his notebook when he stumbled upon a water Pegasus heading downstream at Ravell River.

Tim Woodley, who is fond of bird watching was bird spotting when he spotted this beautiful creature gliding down the River.

He told the Evening News that when he glanced down at the River and saw the water Pegasus shiny golden scales and its horn that looks like a helter-skelter.

When our reporter interviewed Tim, he stated that he felt alarmed and as if an electric wave was sent through him. ’’I’ve never seen a creature of this rarity!”

The National Pegasus society have declared that if one of these endangered species are poached or used for science purposes. Culprits could face up to 2 years in jail along with a hefty fine. So don’t harm these beautiful creatures.

The Bridge Worm

Alan Parker, A strange things expert.

Last night at around 7:00PM, Steve Harrier, a wildlife photographer, stumbled across a large unidentified worm like figure at around 7ft long at an old barn in Weeping Woods.

Steve, who lives in west Norwich, was looking for bats to take pictures of when he came across the old barn where he found this monstrosity; he’d never seen worse.

He told The Sun about his encounter the new called ‘Bridge Worm’ as it has been seen before in 1996 when another photographer found him under a bridge. He said this to The Sun, “I didn’t get the best look at it but I did get a glimpse of its face.” He also explains how it has a real and fake face.

When we interviewed Steve, he reported that he was terrified like anyone would be in that situation, “I was also confused as I knew worms that size would be deep underground.”

The SAS have been called to patrol around the area where it was spotted until further notice.