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emporium advert

Do you have some spare time on your hands?

Why not pop down to our amazing Emporium!

I promise you will not regret it!

We stock the most intriguing Antiques.

Bring your family here to experience the magic that awaits you….

  • Pay for a full adult and get a child free.

Price

Adults £6.99

Children FREE

“An out of this world experience”, said the Queen.

We offer quality Works of art from around the world, Decorative objects and Vintage clothing.

Don’t miss out on our Magical Changing Booth, an experience to treasure forever.

Visit again, for a 10% discount on any item.

Step into some magic, we guarantee it will not be tragic!

Come at your leisure, enjoy our treasure, we promise it will be at your pleasure!

Visit the magic emporium

Visit the magic Emporium

Are you ever tired of sitting down and watching tv all weekend? Do you just want to see something interesting in life?

Would you be interested in exploring new things?

If so, why not visit ‘The magic Emporium’ and be thrilled by the experience of a lifetime and amazingly this is all FREE. Bring you imagination and see it spring into life, Magical Magnificent mysteries await!

Yes we offer:

.Luxurious clothes

.Delicious food

.Jewellery like diamonds and emeralds

And more!

“A thrilling and exciting trip” said Mr Oliver Crane.

1.Kids eat in free!

2.Cheap prices!

3.Easy to find!

Emporium advert by Ellissia

Are you ever bored at home ? Does your life need a boost of excitement? Would you be interested in ‘the magical emporium’ and be thrilled by the experience of a lifetime? Amazingly, this is all free! Bring your creativity to life and be prepared tho visit a world like no other. Magical mysterys  a-wait!

Yes we do offer:

  • World -wide unusual objects
  • Rooms filled with mysterys
  • Multiple adventures for you and your family

For a day of sheer pleasure, visit our Emporium and ‘shop till you drop’! Don’t be the only one to miss out on a trip of a life time. Visit now and treat yourself.

We can provide an experience of:

  • Never ending wonders
  • Objects and creatures yet to be created
  • Unforgettable surprises

You won’t regret our trailer-made adventures, straight from the world famous ‘book of wonders’.

“An amazing fun 5 star trip away!” Said Mrs Mckensey.

  1. Prises for early birds
  2. Easy to find
  3. Kids go free
  4. Guarantee to cancel and get your money back

Vsit the Emporium

Visit the emporium!

Are you ever bored of sitting at home all day?

Is there something in your life that you would want to change?

Would you be interested in going on a once in a lifetime trip with unlimited food and water etc.

If so, why not visit, ‘The Magical Emporium’ and be thrilled by the experience of a lifetime… and, amazingly, this is all

FREE!

Bring your imagination to life to create your most exciting dreams. Magical Magnificent Mysteries await!

 

Yes we offer:

  • An unlimited supply of food and drink during your trip away
  • Rooms filled with dreams and curiosity’s
  • Life changing wonders.

For a great day of pure joy, come down to our town and take a look for yourself and if you cant stop thinking about something you see in our store Buy it!

So don’t be one of those people to miss out on an extraordinary trip! Visit now and treat yourself.

 

We can provide the experience of:

  • Whatever you could wish for
  • To create things you’ve drawn and bring them to life
  • To visit as many places as you desire

You wont regret our Taylor-made adventures straight from the world famous ‘book of Wonders!’

 

“This is worth it.” Said Mr J Manifold of Midlands.

  1. Prizes for early birds
  2. Under 12’s go free
  3. Life guarantee of excitement or get full payment back from the trip.

We are open on weekdays and Sundays from 9.00am – and close at 6.00pm.

Find us just off the M64 on Goodwill lane, Manberg, GP4 7OS

 

 

     

The leg crusher

The leg crusher

The leg crusher is an unusual form of insect that has only recently been discovered. Its talents have made it renowned amongst the scientific community. Would your even recognise one and is there anything important that we need to know about this strange creature.

 

Like most bugs and insect the leg crusher can run extremely fast but it can run even faster the older it gets because of its legs and its weight. The leg crusher is actually glow in the dark under blue light scientist don’t know what curses this to happen that to happen so we advise you not to touch them.

 

The leg crusher’s body is multi-patens covered in legs that look like hairs. Weirdly they can grow more legs and this means when they kill there pray they grow more legs so they get there prays legs. They can squeeze under locked doors and even into to boxes! This is concerning or frightening, they will attack humans with their very painful teeth and legs their legs have venomous spikes on them what sink into humans flesh. Alarmingly, there sting is o powerful that it can kill a human in less than 2 minutes! So-beware.

The Blood Consumer

The Blood Consumer

 

The blood consumer is an unusual form of insect that has only been discovered recently. One of its talents have renewed amongst the scientific community. Would you recognize and is there anything you need to know about this odd creature?

It is quite like any insect. It has legs, eyes and antennae. But let’s get to more detail about it.

It has a red print on its back surrounded by black body, four legs and two antennae.

The blood consumer’s body may look like a bean with a black and red colouration, but it can flatten so it can squeeze under locked door or into boxes! This can be concerning because when in contact with a human, it shall leap, cut open your skin with a swipe of a foot, and then would suck your blood. Alarmingly – they can suck a lot of blood. So be careful.

 

The blood consumer

The Blood Consumer

 

The blood consumer is an unusual form of insect that has only been discovered recently. One of its talents have renewed amongst the scientific community. Would you recognize and is there anything you need to know about this odd creature?

It is quite like any insect. It has legs, eyes and antennae. But lets get to more detail about it.

It has a red print on its back surrounded by black body, four legs and two antennae.

The blood consumer’s body may look like a bean with a black and red coloration, but it can flatten so it can squeeze under locked door or into boxes! This can be concerning because when in contact with a human, it shall leap, cut open your skin with a swipe of a foot, and then would suck your blood. Alarmingly – they can suck a lot of blood. So be careful.

 

The cheese owl

The cheese owl

Unexpectedly the cheese owl is actually a family of insects that has only recently been discovered. Its talent has made it renowned amongst the scientific community. Would you even recognise one? Is there anything you don’t know but would like to find out?

Generally they are the size of a caterpillar but it can shot out lasers from its eyes. It can crush other insects with its mind. However if it bites you, good luck with that. It is venomous. Most of the time it travels 250 miles per hour, its legs are very tiny but they grow bigger and bigger if it gets very angry.

THE Cheese Owl body is multi-patterned and covered in tiny feathers and it shines in the shiny sun. Weirdly, they can go very flat that they fit under doors and that means they can have the ability to go anywhere. They can squeeze under locked doors even into boxes! This can squeeze under because when cornered or frightened they will attack humans with an especially dangerous stare. Alarmingly their laser is so powerful that it can burn the inside of your eyes! So BEWARE!

The floating fly

The floating  fly

 

The flying fly is an amazing of insect that has only recently been discovered.

its strength has made it renowned amongst the scientific community.

Would you ever recognize on and is there anything cruel that you want to no about fly’s.

It is like most insects it has 4 wings and eyes and the size of the money spider and the eyes are venom. They can bite you and it ready hearts in fact it bleeds and you will go to hospital there feet are wet and they have 6 feet.

The belly is black and red and you should never touch it will heart.

They will attack you and they can get into gaps that go in to boxes

The Neon-Zapper

The Neon-Zapper

The Neon Zapper is an amazingly form of insect that has only recently been discovered. Its strength have made in renowned amongst the scientific community. Would you even recognize one and is nothing crucial that we don’t know about this new insect.

It is like most insect it legs can take him as far as he wants, its wings can take him as high as the clouds. The majority, of how fast he can go is 20m but when he fly’s he can go way faster. However, its eyes have to stay shut because if it opens them it will melt anything its sees but the lucky thing is that he can sense things without even looking. Its stinger is that poisons it can kill you with one touch. Its scales on its wings are always wet even on the hottest day. Amazingly it can knock you out of its way with its 10 stoned tail.

The Neon Zapper body is multicolored patterned and coved in neon spots on its back. Weirdly they can eat anything the size of a book in one gulp and it means you can’t touch it if you don’t want your finger bitten of. They can squeeze under locked doors and even into boxes! This is concerning because when corned and frightened they will attack humans. Whit a glowing laze, from its wings. Amazingly, the posies is so powerful that it can melt anything it pasts!! So-beware.