I have never heard a unicorns neigh ,

but I have heard ST Leonard’s children busting through the door.

I have never tasted the worlds most expensive cheese burger ,

but I have tased McDonald’s.

I have never smelt a trolls mouldy sweaty feet,

but I have smelt the sweat under neath my armpit.

I have never felt the clouds silky ness ,

but I have felt Cotten candy melting my mouth.

I have never seen a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow,

but I have seen my mum cooking my favourite food.