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Who are you?

Who are you?

You are a slow sloth
sleeping in the sizzling sun,
like a scruffy brown green rug.

You are a soulful singer
like a siren’s intoxicating sound,
dragging sailors into the sea.

You are a joyful bird
singing alluring songs,
bringing joy everywhere you go.

You are a motionless mouse
playing dead,
hiding from the danger of the hungry hawk.

You are a blazing log fire
crackling and keeping everyone warm
on a frosty winter day.

You are a cute tiny hedghog
with a prickly, spiny back.

You are the cold, fine rain
giving life to the woodland’s bright flowers.

You are you.

Dragon hunterHunter

DRAGON HUNTER WANTED

DRAGONS ARE NASTY CREATURES THAT SCUTTLE  AROUND ON A PILE OF HUMAN BONES WAITING AND THINKING ABOUT THEIR NEXT MEAL THEY TOTURE YOU THEY PULL OF YOUR  LEGS THEN RIP OUT YOUR SPINE DONT LET THESE CREUTURES WIN SO HELP US STOP THESE CRETURES . 

 

Dragons hunter

Are you willing to risk your life for our country ?

Then  sign up now and come to  our village now !

we will provide you with all the weapons and food you need , we will give you a place to deafen and learn about this biting killing  creatures , are you  our hero SIGN UP NOW!

Don’t you wait for the victory you will be done in know time , their  is a sign saying Chorley in the north west so you will find our place, so sign up now and we will give you your weapons and armour  when you get here

good luck!

The shadow dragon

Do you have the ability to tame a shadow dragon? Are you up for  it? If you’re up for it your life could be changed a lot! Be warned the shadow dragon is very ferocious and deadly so it will be challenging to defeat.  For the past 10 years we have been trying to defeat this deadly creature – Do you have skills to defeat the dragon? see you there.

The M

We are seeking the finest dragon hunter to rid our town of these vile beasts so that we can sleep soundly at night without fear of dragon attack. First, imagine becoming the most famous person in the land with songs sung about you for many years! Furthermore, we will be offering a guarantee of protection from future goblin attacks by building you your own castle.

Steam Dragon

The steam dragon is a very sneaky dragon it lives in the funnel of a steam train it and evaporates into steam at the site of a human but scientists found a way to catch a steam dragon in a glass jar because they are unable to evaporate in front of glass. Its the only type of dragon that has been fully examined by scientist. Sadly we have only found one steam dragon so we can not reproduce.

The leach dragon

The leach dragon is a common dragon but it is more dangerous than any other common type. It eats human flesh and blood. It was found near the coast of Cornwall though it is now found anywhere. If you want to find one then you need to pick a day where it is raining and find a puddle. Then you put in a stick and the leach dragon should cling on tightly and start lighting up. If it looks like a thunder bolt when it lights up then it is happy, if it has a rain on its back then it is sad etc. The common Colour you get are: peach, blue, Safire, cymson and diamond blue. It has a large extending tounge like a frog so it can get away from prey quickly. It has two different coloured eyes green and blue. This is a leach dragon.

The dragons

Dragons there are lots of different types of them snow dragons to fire dragons even earth dragons but in my opinion is the lava dragon it has scaly skin and breaths lava .

Midnight dragon

The midnight dragon is a very mysterious type of species it Rome’s around in its cave in the morning and hunts at midnight. It’s the only type of dragon that can see in the dark. It is a black and purple dragon with crystal like spikes on its back

 

 

 

The kingdom dragon

The kingdom dragon is a one and only dragon that means there is only one of them in the whole kingdom . It has every colour of the rainbow on his face with purple crystal covering his eyes and nose . It has rock like skin and green breath.