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TROLLS SIGHTED! by samuel

Exclusive report written by Caron Jaller, Deadly Creatures Correspondent, Daily News.

Piglet Shacklebee was wandering around the rim of Rockingham Forest last night when he saw three mountain trolls.

Piglet, who lives in Hamfield, told us that he was trotting along when out of the darkness a stick snapped, and he suspected that it was a mountain troll. He stumbled on, curious to discover what it was. When he came to the area where he heard the noise, he peered round a bush only to see three mountain trolls. He went on to say, “I was very frightened,” and added that he was lucky to be alive.

At present, local police have advised Rockingham Forest residents to keep away from the rim of the forest, while they investigate this unprecedented problem which hopefully will be solved soon. Piglet Shacklebee exclaimed

TROLLS SIGHTED! by samuel

Exclusive report written by Caron Jaller, Deadly Creatures Correspondent, Daily News.

Piglet Shacklebee was wandering around the rim of Rockingham Forest last night when he saw three mountain trolls.

Piglet, who lives in Hamfield, told us that he was trotting along when out of the darkness a stick snapped, and he suspected that it was a mountain troll. He stumbled on, curious to discover what it was. When he came to the area where he heard the noise, he peered round a bush only to see three mountain trolls. He went on to say, “I was very frightened,” and added that he was lucky to be alive.

At present, local police have advised Rockingham Forest residents to keep away from the rim of the forest, while they investigate this unprecedented problem which hopefully will be solved soon. Piglet Shacklebee exclaimed

UNICORNS SPOTTED

Exclusive report written by Billy Bob Joe, Mythical Creatures Correspondent, THE SHUTTLE

This morning, a boy called JJ Paul who is twelve was killed in a forest called Dead Man’s Forest. it is believed he was killed by death unicorns.

His brother, Jake, luckily escaped and he when he got home, he told his mom who then contacted us. Jake explained, “I was so scared, I ran so fast, I just left my brother. I went back ten minutes later and found his lifeless body.”

The local unicornologist said it is a rare occurrence but watch out because it has happened before.

DEVIL UNICORNS SPOTTED!

Exclusive report written by Sadie Smith, Deadly Creature Correspondent, The Deadly Daily.

Early this morning, Jassy Jones, a local doctor, saw a single Devil Unicorn wandering around a nearby church.

Jassy, who was strolling down the road with her shopping at the time, witnessed a venomous creature wandering amongst the gravestones. She told the Deadly Daily that this species looked harmless until a deadly snake appeared from it’s horn. Jassy also told us, “This animal was chewing on the remains of angel wings.

Yorkshire police have made locals aware that this marvellous animal is on the run. Be careful when visiting the church. Jim Brown, the unicornologist, told us that he may have seen a family of Devil Unicorns in the deep dark woods. Jim believes that the poisonous green trolls are hunting this rare animal which is why there have been so many sightings well the Devil Unicorn is trying to escape the trolls.

UNICORNS SIGHTED (Alexander wilden)

Exclusive report written by unicornologist Carol Baskin, Busy Birmingham

Last night at Lurky Lake, five unicorns were sighted by 36 year old John Johnston. They were gulping down water when John spotted them whilst he was gathering firewood.

As he was collecting the wood, he decided to look over at the lake to see the beautiful views. It was then that he saw five magnificent unicorns drinking glistening water. He said, “I stood there in shock for around ten minutes.” John also reported that it is extremely rare to see a single unicorn let alone five!

Police have said, “All locals must be warned and need to report any sightings,” adding that unicornologist Carol Baskin “Has advised us that the only reason that there would be so may unicorns in one place is because a threat of some kind!’”

CRUEL DEATH UNICORNS SPOTTED!

Exclusive report written by Timothy Nigel, Mythical Creatures Correspondent, Great Park Messenger.

This morning, John James has spotted several Death Unicorns foraging for food in the old volcanoes.

John, age 38, has reported three new sightings of cruel Death Unicorns by his house. The Messenger went to investigate and there was nothing there.

If you happen to encounter one of these deadly creatures, we warn you that they can spit deadly venom and can breathe black fire at 1 million degrees .Unicornologist Mr Nigel has discovered that these unicorns live in the deep forests, volcanoes and mountains.

DANGEROUS DRAGON SIGHTINGS! – HP Wilden

Exclusive report written by Amy May, Cruel Creatures Correspondent, The Shrawley Times.

Yesterday, Summer Green, 28 years old, saw two fiery dragons hunting large birds and deer in a dense area of Shrawley Wood.

Summer, who is a teacher living down Oak Lane, was walking her labrador when out of the trees came two magnificent dragons leaving fire in their wake. She told the Times that they were shooting across the sky like flaming arrows. She added that, “The fire didn’t burn so it must have been magical.” When our reporter interviewed Miss Green this morning, she told us that she was still feeling extremely thrilled but also a little bit anxious as dragons are very rare, so seeing two of them was amazing.

If you happen to encounter one of these fiery creatures, beware as this species can produce flames that are 1,000,000°c. Local dragonologist, Mr Mark, tells us that we must not disturb these wonderful creatures otherwise they will feel threatened and may attack nearby villages. If you see or hear any unusual things, then please inform your local police.

SUSPICIOUS SIGHTING by Niall

(Report by Dan Smith, Pythonoligist)

Earlier this morning, Catalyst Calamity (13) and her brother, who is called Cyclone (14), claimed they had sighted a python in Lazy Lake.

When we interviewed the children, they told us that, “It was humongous, slimy and its eyes were as black as shadows, it filled our souls to the brim with fright. It's a fearsome sight you don't ever wish to see.”

Le Popo (The police) have warned residents to stay out of the forest near Deadfires Sheriff Shack which is where it has been said to go. “It's looking for the chamber of secrets. We have no intelligence on if it's hostile or non hostile. We are naming this creature the Basilisk.”

DEVIL UNICORN SPOTTED!

Exclusive report written by Sadie Smith, Creature Correspondent of the Deadly News

Early this morning, there was an incident in Dead Man’s Forest where Andy Padget spotted a devil unicorn feasting on blackberries.

Andy, who is a doctor living in a cottage by the forest, was collecting berries when all of a sudden, he heard a crack from sticks. He told the Deadly News that when he peeked through the hedges, he saw a species of a devil unicorn. When the Deadly News interviewed the doctor, he announced, “I was very still because I felt anxious.” He added that it was rare to see a devil unicorn.

The Woodland police have warned all people who are local to Deadman’s Forest to be careful while walking in the forest. Local unicornologist, Dr Flynn, told us that this mischievous creature might be under threat and the people who go there regularly should be on alert in case an intruder comes (trolls, ogres and dragons that might be planning to attack this wonderful creature.

+!HORNED-HORSES SIGHTED!+

Exclusive report written by Klaine Anderson, a Unicornologist Reporter, Naming Nature.

Yesterday, Rachel Hummel, aged 23, saw a nightmare unicorn! Near Rawing Road, which is where Rachel lives, there have been several sightings of these creatures.

We interviewed Mrs. Hummel and she gave us more details of the experience. When we asked how she saw it, she whispered worriedly,
“So, I was cooking my dinner, and all of a sudden, I heard a ‘neigh!’ in my garden. As I walked outside, I saw a horned-horse!” And that’s how Rachel, who is a doctor, witnessed the horned-horse. After she saw it, she told her husband what happened, and left a shock on his face.

So, we tell you to be extremely careful if you live in or near Rawing Road. Don’t interrupt them, or you are in great danger. If you find a nightmare unicorn, report it to the police immediately and the police will write to us and we will report on it. STAY SAFE!