Archive | January, 2023

My dog hid my homework

Sorry Miss I..I couldn’t bring in my homework my uh my dog probably hid it from me you know like always but I promise I will hand it in tomorrow if I could find it murmured under my breath. Mrs Hare said” Sorry, what did you say?” uhm nothing I didn’t say anything. I mean it’s nearly christmas can you PLEASE let me go, I promise when I find it I will bring it in as soon as  possible but for now I guess you can give me more…… nevermind maybe i could help you or something I apologise.

We drive to school on a golf cart!

We drove to school on a golf cart! We hit a sharp corner, and my homework flew out of  my hands! I was doing my homework then my Rex drooled over it, making the writing unreadable! NASA invited me to one of their space shuttles, and my work drifted into space. I was looking at a  book, and my homework was sucked inside! I even saw it in the book! I was upstairs, writing my answers in the boxes, when a Pterodactyl plucked it from my hands! My dog plucked the homework from me and dragged it to France!

WHY dragons?!

Dear Diary,

Today I had the most extraordinary experience! I woke up early today because me and my family were going on a day trip to the volcanoes! You can tell I was very excited. 

When my mum told me to wake up I shot out of bed, ready for lava (I like lava and volcanoes). The journey went on forever, but my head was processing a fantasy (so I was entertained). When we arrived, my eyes bulged out of my head. It looked as amazing as my dreams.  

We went near the tourist attractions and took loads of pictures of the lava – erupting mountain first. They rumbled and shook like they were going to erupt. Then, the most surprising thing happened. The lava and rocks crumbled and transformed into a ginormous volcano dragon! I almost fainted, but I had to take a photo of this. I stood up and…’flash’, it had appeared on my camera.

Everyone gathered around the dragon, murmuring and whispering, but I climbed over the fence and my family stood there, shocked. The dragon was as fiery as Australia and the igneous rocks burned bright. Then more volcanoes transformed. They looked just like the other dragon: fiery; dusty black; and smoky.

After I shook my family back to reality, we left and finally reached home. I hope we never talk about this ever!