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Evacuee letter

Dear Mum,

Thank you for my sausage and egg sandwich. I found it in the bag I had on the train when I was looking for my sketchpad. I made a new friend – Amie – and she was really nice! When I found the sandwich, I split it with her because the train food was awful, and I think we’d rather eat your delicious sandwich than what they served us.

When we finally got to Little Weirwold, the train station was bustling with other kids who’d also been evacuated to the countryside. Me and Amie were SO lucky to be in the same billeting group. A kind-looking woman with a bouncy collie dog came up to me and greeted me. Sadly, me and Amie parted ways.

The woman I’m staying with, Miss Honey, is super kind. I have a whole room to myself in the attic. And guess what? It’s a farm. I get to look after Sammy (the collie dog) and feed these fluffy animals called sheep. There are also these black and white animals called cows, but I can’t do anything with them yet: Miss Honey says I need to learn more about them first. The food she made me is nice – but it’s not as good as yours.

After a few days, I started going to school. I was super happy because it turns out that me and Amie go to the same school! It’s really fun with her there, and we chat about our family and draw. She even taught me how to play hopscotch and other games.

I’m having so much fun, but still wish you were here to do it all with me.

I hope you’re safe,

Lots of love,

Ella

 

leter

Dear Mar

 

I have missed you so much and the twins. But I better start talking about the journey.So I got on the train which was very busy and loud and every now and again there would be a teacher nipping up to see if everyone was okey.

 

On the journey I met a girl -her name was Margert . she gave me a toffee which was very sticky. She slowly became my best friend.

 

Oh the by the way I loved the sausage sandwich-it was very good.

 

Shortly after we arrived and a lady took us to a church. Me and Margret stuck to gether and a lady named Mary took me and Margaret.

 

I was so happy to see that she would be staying with me. We share a room with two cosy beds and we got to pick some pictures for our rooms.

 

Mary gave us some chores: we get to pick eggs from the chicken coop and wr help with everything else.I have loved it here.Mary is so kind she makes a bacon butty every mourning and  some times we get a treat.

 

I haven’t started school just yet so if you are wondering Mary is writing this letter for me.

 

Lots of love Betsy x

Evacuee letter

Dear Ma,

When we arrived at the station, I could not help but cry as you gave me one last hug.First, we settled down on the train and read a book. Hoping we were going to go to a nice house, we played with paper and made paper jets. After a while, the train stopped and we stopped on the platform.

 

Eventually,a smart old man asked me my name and the next thing I knew, he was taking me to my new home. It was full of dogs and it smelt good. The garden was big.

 

That night, I tried to go to sleep but the bed felt hard. Just sleeping in it reminded me of the beds at home and this bed was very small.

 

In the morning, I had to go to school which was a long way from home but it was fun. I made lots of friends including Jack. We played different games each day and Jack was very good at art.

 

Every evening, Mr Paul,as he was called,told me about his wife Annie who died when he went to war.She had long dark brown hair and light blue eyes. They even had a son together.

 

Once school was over, I ran back across the tiny road but there were big dogs so I had to run and try to be quiet.

 

All my love

Tommy 

evacuee

 

Dear Mum,

Thanks for the little lunch you packed me. It was very nice; I ate most of it on the train. When I arrived at Sheffield I had to wait a couple of minutes before I got picked. Luckily, I got picked by a nice looking man and woman with a boy about the same age as me. After that I found out that the man was called John, the boy was Tom and the mum was Elizabeth.

I arrived at a farm and there was 12 chickens, 2 cows and 5 sheep. The chickens and started to poo and John went over and picked it up. I was disgusted. Then I realized that it was an egg in his hand!

My bedroom is in the attic with Tom’s. Luckily, there was a spare bed and a toilet inside the house- how lucky am I. Anyway Elizabeth can make brilliant types of eggs: scrambled, poached and fried. I normally have that for breakfast with a slice of toast. So good. They are very nice to me and luckily I don’t have to go to school for another week. Sadly, I have to do some work around the house but after that I can go play with tom and his friends.

I’m having a brilliant time I wish you could be here with me to share this amazing experience.

Miss you a lot

Lots of love

From your son,

Jack.

Evacuee letter

Dear Ma, 

        It’s been over a week since I’ve seen you and, boy, has it been hard.

        The train journey wasn’t much to brag about. I spoke to an elderly man who says he fought in WW1 so I paid my respects. He eventually forgot my name, and his own, so I thought it would be futile to talk to him. Most of the journey I stared out at the – forgive me if I spelt this wrong, mother – a herd of cous. 

        After stepping off the train, I was smothered by children trying to get to the village hall. I was fairly desperate to figure out who my foster parents were so I followed the crowd. Next thing I knew, I was being examined by complete strangers. I assumed this was a trial to find the fittest and in best condition so I let them. And – as much as I wanted to be – I wasn’t picked. I was glum at first but then I remembered you and little baby Watson and things didn’t feel so sad anymore.

        My foster parent, Arthur, insisted that I have tea but I assured him I had your marvellous food. I am still baffled how you made those scones so spectacular. I have a funny story about Arthur. As I was leaving for school, a beggar attempted to get money off me but I just stood and watched him climb up my legs. Arthur came out and told me to go inside as he ‘ sorted something ‘. Next time I saw him he had a bruise across his forehead and the beggar was deeply apologizing.

         Unfortunately, I have not attended school because of a horrible cough I’ve had all week.

         Remember, no matter how long I’m gone or how many people I meet, you will always hold a special place in my heart.

                                                           Lenny, love you very much.

Evacuee letter

Dear Mum,

Thanks for packing me lunch (I loved the cheese sandwiches).I really miss your cooking. If you find a pack of chocolate-chip biscuits (stolen from the cupboard) I think you should ask baby Eva if she ate them because I didn’t take them.

 

Anyway, I was wondering if Dad has written us a letter? I know he’s busy but I just miss him.

Also, has Eva learnt how to walk yet,is she standing up? I’m sorry that I’m being very chatty-the children at school even said that I talk too much

 

Don’t worry I do have a friend : it’s an abandoned kitten. I feed it carrots from the farm that I live on. I got fostered by a mother whose husband went to war and has a daughter who is 14.Even though we’re 5 years apart she still protects me when she can. Her name’s Lily and the kitten’s name is Fluffy. Me and Lily have to milk the cows, collect the chicken eggs and feed the chickens. I wish I was allowed to visit the sheep but I can’t – maybe I can one day .Oops I’m running out of pages, I guess I have to end this letter.

 

Love from Ayesha 

Evacuee letter

Dear Ma,

When I got on the train I was luckily in a room with one other person called Nolan. I gave him half of my toffees and chocolates because you always say to share. We started to babble a lot and it was lots of fun.

When we finally  arrived in Weirwold, it was very packed: me and Nolan just managed to get through the crowded train station to the billeting officer. She took us to the town hall to be picked. A lovely family called the Meracos.They have a dog called Bob. He is a pug and drools everywhere.

They have the biggest house. We went shopping to get some winter boots and clothes for me, it was great. Later on we arrived at my house. I saw a white fluffy animal in the yard.

“That’s a sheep,” the man said.

“A what?” I replied.

I walked into the house to find a luxurious hallway. The eldest son showed me my room. It was huge and I had a bed to myself. It was amazing but I still miss you. I sat on the bed after a long day and instantly fell asleep on the bed.

The first thing the next day was a rush. It was my first day at school. Even though I’m 7, I was put in the class of high schoolers for everything; I think it is because of your brain traits. Nolan is in the same class as me and guess what? He sits next to me in class. Miss loves me and Nolan because we are not a pain in the back side.

Unfortunately I’m only allowed to use one page so I’ll have to sum it all up. I’m having a great time but nothing is the same without you.

Hope Dad is fine.

Lots of love and best wishes

Nathan.

Evacuee letter

Dear Mam,

Thank you for the cake that you put in my lunchbox – it was delicious with all of its creamy flavour and jam filling. It was one more taste of home.

 

When I got onto my train I was extremely lucky to get a seat near the door. I was towards the front of the train. In the back of the train there was another school. I heard their teacher shout “sit down!”

 

When I arrived at the platform waiting for someone to collect me, I was hoping for them to be 

kind. I saw  a police officer chasing someone.

 

The person who collected me was very kind and took me to the shops. They had a very big house, with a driveway leading straight to it. They have a huge kitchen full of snacks and drinks.

 

Got to go now to do chores.

 

                                       

                                                From William

I miss you Ma

15/9/1939  

 

Dear Ma                                                                                                                                    Hope you’re doing great. I really appreciate the toffees you sent from home.The journey was excellent. I managed to get a window seat. I  saw lots of hills, you won’t believe it. I saw a baby lamb. It was so cute I nearly cried  because of how cute it was.

Once I got off the train we all went to town hall to get our foster parents. They all picked the big strong healthy boys or girls first but I was picked 10th.

I was with a young couple who I was delighted to be with. They have a hot water tap and fresh sheets every week. They hope you’re doing great in London. They asked if you’re getting much sunshine. How’s dad at war? Is he coming home soon?  People are saying it’s a phony war. Well Ma, I best get off.were going horse riding today.

 

From Danny