Multi-Functional Lipstick Taser 3001

Are you about to commence on your first ever spy mission? Are you in need of a getaway vehicle? Meet the Multi-Functional Lipstick Taser 3001 and all your fears will be over in a heartbeat! This small black tube will leave your enemies running away like a scaredy cat!

It has:

• An untraceable phone caller
• A knife which can cut through anything up to 3 metres thick
• A skeleton key
• A Stitch keyring (which controls voice-activated machine guns)
• A water squirter (which slips your enemies up)
• A laser sphere (which also shoots lasers out of random points on the sides)
• A button which summons a high-tech, electric AND invisible getaway car which arrives in front of you in a maximum of five seconds
• And much, much more!

This product also has the additional features of being an actual lipstick and being an invisible ink pen. Guaranteed to make your spying life easier.

This item is recommended by Alex Rider.

Comes complete with car charger and free Eiffel Tower keyring. Order now from Fluffytoys.com*.

*It’s a secret spy codename.