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Vegetable Invasion

Dear readers,

It all began when an alien left something behind in 1960.

In a farm a flying saucer left a vegetable in the hay!!! Two farmers found a vegetable in the hay. They brought the vegetable in a house and the vegetable turned into a MONSTER!!!

The next day more vegetables were found!!! Then they turned into monsters!!! Then, vegetables ruled the WORLD!!! 

You are now looking at the most wicked vegetable in the world!!! If you look at the vegetable’s eye for a second it will turn you into a cucumber!!! GO, RUN AWAY…FAST!!! 

The amazing GoldWater 300 Machine

Wow, so much gold! How can you get all that shiny gold? Get your gold with the one and only brilliant GoldWater 3000 machine! Where do you buy it? Amazon of course. This wonderful, amazing machine currently costs only £785.05. You only need tap water to put into the machine, press the button on the bottom left of the machine and HEY PRESTO … gold, gold, gold! Sell it, keep it, do any thing with it except from hitting the machine with the gold because that would make me and my team offended and break your machine. Batteries sold separately.

Rules for a Happy Life

These are the rules for a happy life.                                                                                                                            Rule 1. Bake a cake for your best  friend once a week.                                                                                            Rule 2. An hour at the playground every day.                                                                                                            Rule 3. Colour a colourful rainbow every Sunday.                                                                                                    Rule 4. Play card games with your grandparents.                                                                                                      Rule 5. Reading in bed for half an hour with my parents.
Rule 6. Go on a holiday twice a year.                                                                                                                        Rule 7. Go to the skate park to have some fun with your friends on your scooter.                                              Rule 8.  Cuddling your pet is very important.
Rule 9. Saying hello to your teacher every single morning.
Rule 10. Eating all your fruit and vegetables to be healthy.
Rule 11. Sleep at least 10 hours a day.



Visit fun in the sun theme park

PLUS – are you a stressed businessperson? Relaxation and stress equipment is what we do. Be ready for any stressful meetings. 

Unprepared for stress?

Buy our new nightdress!


Why be alone here without family? Treat yourselves to refreshment and fun. YES – you can bring everyone and you’ll have no complaints!


All expensive items come with:

  • Shayan Syed’s chocomint PRIME ice-cream
  • 1 free (peaceful) dove
  •  And the first 5 families get 99.999999% off!

Don’t miss out on an experience of a lifetime! 

OFFER – Sleepy marshmallow pillows – Buy 2 get 10 free!


50 year guarantee on EVERYTHING, including:

  • Sugar-free Pick & Mix
  • hardening wax candles
  • Dancing disco lights
  • Weather-changer
  • Stress ball (for adults & kids)
  • Spell book for silence


No false info – we are an honest business serving the galaxy for milleniums!


If you want to stay at home, our phoenix will make sure you still have a great time. “I loved that we didn’t need to spread pollution!” exclaimed Greta Thunberg.

Order now on or come to BL2 2PL. We are open 24/7!

Merlin’s mystical fun valley

Merlin’s mystical fun valley


Are you bored and need to set off on a magical adventure? Well come to Merlin’s mystical fun valley. We sell everything beyond your wonders!


We are the most magical fun valley in the universe! If you hurt yourself we have a special trained nurse, but no need for infections when you can just use magic healing star-goo.


Just in-the latest magical pet helper created from the finest:


  • Star powder
  • galaxy goo
  • Alien petrol
  • universe dust
  • Magic


Plus-Do you have a car?Well if not, all you have to do is give us a call and we’ll be there within seconds!


All purchases come complete with:

  1. first trip in the portal van free
  2. Free tote bag

No gimmicks- we are very honest with this business. Many people have agreed that this is the best family holiday place to be Go to are website for a holiday of a lifetime.


To play rules for keeping happy

  1. Don’t listen to what anyone says.
  2. Keep smiling.
  3. Do the things you love to do.
  4. You must not leave the house and occasion.
  5. Not to go to school.
  6. To play football all day with my friends.
  7.  To play Fifa all day online with my friends.
  8. When not playing football to be in pyjamas all day.
  9. To go down the British legion to watch live football.
  10. If I am not playing Fifa or football I will be playing fortnite.
  11. Do whatever you want.
  12. Live life to the full.
  13. Get a good job and be happy….


Do you get tired quickly? Have you been needing the new £2.99 sunny sun prime can? Has your PRIME launcher ran out of juice? You need to come to Prime and more.

All at the best prices in Bolton mad with
The best flavor prime
Buy 2 for £1

Just in – the new chocomint prime ice cream made with the juiciest ingredients:
Chocolate mixed with mint.
Ice cream cone
And the other secret ingredients.

Plus – Are you a special VIP? Be in luck for Prime for free ( for only 4 days )!
Look at the time,
Are you ready for some Prime?

Why be the only one without prime? If your children are yapping it’s fine just have a sip of prime.

All purchases come with:
Bubblegum cupcake PRIME
A pet butterfly
First family to come gets 12 items for free

Be the only one with all the trendy things in the town.5 years definite in everything bought.
Every prime you can imagine
Prime equipment
Prime children teddy bears
Prime clothes

No false info –
We have a real prime based on 100 years of experience.

Bigger items – our eagle will hold your thing and drop it off to your house quickly. “Our new teddy bear arrived in 2 hours!”

Order now on the prime website or calling us. Shops open 24?7 find us at the top of the earth.


Do you want to play like a professional within a matter of seconds? Perhaps get a series of hole-in-ones? If yes then look no further! We have equipment that gets you exactly that!


We sell: hats; clubs; shafts; grips and gloves that make you as good as a professional. Making us the best golf store ever!


Buy our variety of government approved equipment! (That’s if you need it) As no one has ever beaten our ratings.


Our equipment has only made people better at golf. Nobody has ever tried and disliked it.


“I just recently got a hole in one with a comedy club.” Said hundreds of people “Thankyou comedy clubs!” Said thousands of people. “Talk about an accurate curve!” said tens of thousands of people.


No one in a one-hundred years will beat our review on our amazing hats, clubs and gloves.


Here we hold many offers for example:

  • Monday= no sale.
  • Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday= buy three get one free.
  • Friday, Saturday and Sunday= Buy two get one free + slightly lower cost!

As you can see here there is frequently a huge sail system going on!


“These clubs are comedy!” Said Jack

“Count me surprised that this works!” Said an anonymous person.


Find us in thetford, Bury and the A-11 in pretty much every country!


Opening times:

  • Monday and Tuesday 7:45 AM- 6:30 PM
  • Wednesday and Thursday 8:15 AM- 6:45 PM
  • Friday, Saturday and Sunday 8:45 AM- 6:15 PM


Or if you can’t make it buy online by clicking on this link (or typing in)



Perfect Plushies

Have you felt like you needed something to cuddle through the night and day?

Do you ever feel like you needed to squish something but your plushies are just not as soft?

Well visit Perfect Plushies today! We make the best plushies ever.


You are definitely missing out if you don’t have one. They are so cosy and warm if you put them in the microwave for 1 minute! They’re just the best thing you can think of! Come today to not miss out, they might already be gone as we speak! RUN!


Our plushies are made with the finest:

  • The fluffiest cotton ever!
  • The cutest animals (we have every animal you can think of).
  • Eco friendly
  • And has the coolest features ever! (But you have to buy it to know what the features are).


If you didn’t know already, when you enter our shop you will get a card for 25% off for your next purchase and if I didn’t tell you already every friday you will get 50% off.


If you know Millie Bobby Brown, she once said” They are so cute, very good quality and actually does what it says!” Can you believe that!?!


If you feel like you won’t be able to afford it, don’t worry they are a really good price (£1.50p), soakes in your tears, washing machine friendly, 30 cm in length and cute.


When you enter the shop you can:

  • Customise it
  • Outfits for every individual animal
  • You can add a voice to your plushies
  • And last but not least tons of adorable accessories!


Be the only one on your street to have these loveable creatures. Yes, you can name it whatever you want!


There is an offer every 2 weeks. If you can the legendary horse or bunny plushie-by one -get one free.


Only a 5 year guarantee on your plushie just in case your cat/dog chews on it because they are jealous of the plushie.


For larger plushies go to the check out and ask “Can I please upgrade my plushie to (whatever size you want, the max is 60cm)”

Order now at Open time Mon- Fri starts at 8 am- 8 pm.

Bewitching Broom sticks

Bewitching Broom sticks

Do you want t to fly faster then eany one?is your broom stick look tired and warm out ?

Come to our store for all your magical   broom stick where every broom is amazing and colourful.

Be surprised by our unbeatable prices.

visit us today and don`t  be disappointed  limited black Monday  sale offer.

  • The Demon flyer
  • Dragon racer
  • Lord speed
  • The pocket rocket

Plus- Does you broom need   updated  is broken we can fix it!

put us to the test when you have tried the rest!