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The nonsensical goblin

The nonsense or nonsensical goblin is a strange animal with a face that looks like it got in a mirror and never came out. It looks even uglier than a speckled crab goblin (a close cousin of the nonsensical goblin). The nonsense goblin has green skin that turns yellow every time you ask it why it has green skin vise vera.                      

 

Strangely it has a nose on which if you place a meter stick up to it grows a meter longer and the same with its pointed ears. Its distinguishing features are boils and warts that pop and grow back straight after.

 

Their Habitat is in the middle of people’s brains causing them dyslexia. It is the size of a large particle and lives nibbling at the grey matter at the same time giving you a headache. It lives for ten years and can cause brain damage.

It is widely appreciated that it is illegal to try and get rid of them so don’t try at all. They have been known in five countries in Europe to be used as biowarfare and they have been fatal. Although only forty people have died. Many people have had amnesia and dyslexia from them too.

Tune goblins

Tune goblins

 

The tune goblin is a common goblin found only in large mountain side burrows that can often be mistaken for rabbit holes. However, these burrows are usually much bigger than rabbit holes as tune goblins live in groups of about 50. Instead of looking for the food that nature provides they prefer to grow their own.

 Usually, they are only active at night as they like to listen to the music of midnight . As well as this they overheat in the sunlight because of their fur which keeps them warm at night.

Tune goblins can be easily identified by the fact that they are the shoulder height of a small terrier dog.These beautiful, gentle creatures also have pearl white fur which they can change the colour of by shaking themselves and thinking of that colour. As well as this they are often using their big elf shaped ears that don’t turn from blue to grey until the child

becomes an adult on their 9000th birthday. 

Whilst most people think of goblins as treasure seekers, the majority of tune goblins proudly showcase all of their musical instruments that they play to their young. As well as instruments they also keep birds of prey, which they are often seen riding.    

Most of these goblins are safe from humans although they have been known to make friends with people that visit, bringing their favourite snack of melon and a new song for the goblin to play. However they can hide their homes from humans that are attempting to trap them.

 

Niamh Preston, Professor of Goblin studies 

 

the gun goblin

This is a gun goblin, a gun goblin is a goblin that Goes around shooting around the city and if it needs more ammunition it go’s to get ammo and new guns that are better than the one he already had.

 

The goblin has a black mask and black hat along with black out clothes to hide his scary glowing green eyes. He has dark brown wrinkly skin with little round bumps on his arms and legs. All we can see on his hands are black gloves covering his long narrow skinny hands.

 

The goblin lives in the bright city and loves the city lights shining on his dark black clothes. He lives in an appartment in a giant block overlooking the lights and a river. He likes to be in his home the most but also likes to be near water. When the goblin goes out he can be super scary and naughty lots of people dont like him.

 

My goblin is a bad goblin so this means he isnt very nice and i would be so frightened if i were to ever  come across this goblin on my travels anywhere but especially in a city. His guns would be the most scary.

Tissue goblin

TISSUE GOBLIN       

 

The Tissue goblin are usually found in old derelict houses because they are scared of humans. The derelict house bathroom is the ideal spot to live; they live in groups of up to 78 goblins in one house. They usually go to people who have colds in the night because the snot on the tissue sticks to their flimsy bodies.

 

Their relatives are the snot goblins, but we don’t want to go there!

Young Tissue goblins are small and … errr and well nobody actually knows what colour they are because the snotty tissues are already ready for when they are born we don’t want to go through the process of that it’s horrible.

Dragon Goblins

Introduction
Dragon Goblin (Draco cobolorum) are very elusive to the point that many people do not think they are real but in fact they are quite common.

Appearance
Like many goblins, dragon goblins have hairy feet and stubby legs. Most dragon goblins have black or white hair but there is the occasional dragon goblin with stone grey hair. All dragon goblins have big bushy beards, their beards are always the same colour as their hair. A dragon goblin’s foot is their most important feature, all dragon goblins will judge other goblins on their feet. Typically, dragon goblins wear dragon scale armour seeing as it is the strongest material that can be used for clothing.

Habitat
Dragon goblins live in the huge mountains of Scotland. Strangely enough, dragon goblins love to be comfortable so in there caves they have huge armchairs and big pantries stocked full of food. Typically, dragon goblins live in small mountain villages full of other dragon goblins.

Diet
Weirdly, dragon goblins will only eat campfire cooked meat. Generally, dragon goblins always have a bottle of beer, whisky or mead with them. Dragon goblins must not eat lettuce or carrots because they are deathly allergic.

Surprising features
Amazingly, dragon goblins can set things on fire with their eyes so if they get angry, they will set you on
fire. Dragon goblins evolved from dragons, so they have a fiery temper just like dragons.

Hobbies
Dragon goblins love to go on adventures and horse rides in the wilderness. Surprisingly, Dragon goblins love to cook meat.

Finally, if you are ever lucky enough to see a dragon goblin, do not bother them because it might just be the last thing you do!

Victorian Goblins

Victorian Goblins

 

Victorian goblins are a common kind of goblin, they can be found in over 50,000 houses across Britain. The goblins are covered head to toe in soot; but expect nothing but 1st class treatment.

 

Surprisingly, the Victorian goblins clean your chimney as a hobby because they often have nothing else to do. However they will take your coal at night. The reason they do this is because of their fussy diet made of: coal, charcoal and grapes. To quench their thirst, they climb up the dirty chimney of his or her choise and drink from the gutter.

 

Weirdly, Victorian Goblins look more like aliens with long pointy ears than goblins. The majority have soot covered bodies and one peice of long curly hair on the top of their head. Victorian goblins are very poor but they still make it work; they wear old potato sacks as clothes.

 

Scientists have found that these strange creatures can live up to 25 earth years. Usually after 3 weeks in the mother’s chimney, they are forced to leave and fend for themselves and the majority find love. When living in the chimneys it is EXTREMELY dangerous because the Victorian goblins have not got any sense of pain and have a weak immune system so they often catch diseases and sometimes only make it to their 17th year. Luckily, females can have up to 40 babies in a lifetime so there isn’t a threat of extinction.

 

In 1996, experts were able to catch one of these magical breed (who has been named fred)  that was holding a peculiar back-pack that held: 20 purple grapes (they’re very picky about the colour); chimney sweeper, a pure gold bracelet (encrusted with diamonds) worth 80k; more grapes; quite a lot of grapes and grapes.

 

Sadly, even though this breed means no harm to the world it is still prey to some creatures. They are mostly hunted by robins, blackbirds and ********; this means they practise covering themselves with soot (in 0.3 seconds) to keep out of sight.

the infinity goblin

The infnity goblin has all the powers in any dimensional world well more than that, just any imaginable really.Whenever he says something, it happens.

Normally, they hide in a bungalow on a dimension called high shore.Their house is usually very messy because they are band from saying the words ‘clean my house’.six or seven usually live in one house, but they can choose the number of people in the household.

Most goblins are misbehaved because of their powers which also make them greedy.They are very spoilt and say that they don’t have time to think abouit their luck.

They are whatever colour they choose to be, but I personally think they look better in the colours:blue, green or yellow.I see lots of them camouflage into the background.

The sensible ones eat fruit and vegetables whereas the misbehaved ones eat things like:cake,sweets and chocolate.Nobody can stop them, but we know that they will get chubby and it’s not our fault!

The one thing they can’t choose is their parents and if you choose your parents and break the rules you won’t live as long.

Most of the goblins choose short, blonde hair and make themselves the size of humans.Some are completely different.They don’t have to work to earn money, infact they don’t have to earn money at all.

sursprisingly, they have no noses, just nostrils.Their hair glimmers in the sunshine but when it’s dark thier hair is pitch black which blends in with the sky.

Their clothes are white when they’re born and their skin and hair are white too but when they get older they change the appearance.

Aswell as having no noses, they have no lips but they can still talk perfectly fineTHe way you tell them apart from boy or girl is that girls have sweet and tender voices whereas boys have low grumpy voices.

In the bungalow it’s cold so they usually wear gloves.That’s onmly in the winter though because in summer they wear their swimming clothes all season.In spring is when thew new children are born and there’s a big ceremony held at the king’s palace at the far end of the bungalow.In autumn leaves fall everywhere and everybody comes outside and dances in it.

 

 

 

THE ROCK GOBLIN

THE ROCK GOBLIN.

Appearance

It has a square head. Surprisingly, this goblin only has one arm,the rock goblin has a large curiouse backpack that has all of the stolen rocks and stones you can think of! its eyebrows are normally in a straight line.It’s eyes are in a circled shape.It’s rock patterned skin is very  rare however, if you wear a  specific  pair of glasses the skin will look different without the glasses.

 

Behaviour

It’s a bit off an angry goblin it doesn’t talk it actually grunts.To find a talking goblin they live in the north.interestingly,it gets angry with all goblins besides from there own kind.They only have three emotions and most of this is anger it has no fear aswell.It is the most power full goblin it’s more power full   then the infinity goblin.

 

Diet

This goblin has a very interesting type of meal.It eats man made bricks and eats plants for pudding.They eat a well known moss…the name it is given is blood moss but funny enough its not red and it doesn’t taste of blood.The goblin rarely eats wood.But the wood isn’t that healthy  because where it lives you will only find rotten wood.

 

Habitat

This goblin lives in the caves of east the caves are also in the woods. however the weather is rain and it floods to be estimated  forty times a year…the cover of its bed is made of leaves,the mattress is made of wood.and finally the bed is made of A lot of fluff because in the woods there’s a tree named fluffer.And by the name you can tell that there’s lots of fluff on thee tree.

the infinity goblin

The infnity goblin has all the powers in any dimensional world well more than that, just any imaginable really.Whenever he says something, it happens.

Normally, they hide in a bungalow on a dimension called high shore.Their house is usually very messy because they are band from saying the words ‘clean my house’.six or seven usually live in one house, but they can choose the number of people in the household.

Most goblins are misbehaved because of their powers which also make them greedy.They are very spoilt and say that they don’t have time to think abouit their luck.

They are whatever colour they choose to be, but I personally think they look better in the colours:blue, green or yellow.I see lots of them camouflage into the background.

The sensible ones eat fruit and vegetables whereas the misbehaved ones eat things like:cake,sweets and chocolate.Nobody can stop them, but we know that they will get chubby and it’s not our fault!

The one thing they can’t choose is their parents and if you choose your parents and break the rules you won’t live as long.

Most of the goblins choose short, blonde hair and make themselves the size of humans.Some are completely different.They don’t have to work to earn money, infact they don’t have to earn money at all.

sursprisingly, they have no noses, just nostrils.Their hair glimmers in the sunshine but when it’s dark thier hair is pitch black which blends in with the sky.

Their clothes are white when they’re born and their skin and hair are white too but when they get older they change the appearance.

Aswell as having no noses, they have no lips but they can still talk perfectly fineTHe way you tell them apart from boy or girl is that girls have sweet and tender voices whereas boys have low grumpy voices.

In the bungalow it’s cold so they usually wear gloves.That’s onmly in the winter though because in summer they wear their swimming clothes all season.In spring is when thew new children are born and there’s a big ceremony held at the king’s palace at the far end of the bungalow.In autumn leaves fall everywhere and everybody comes outside and dances in it.

 

 

 

THE ROCK GOBLIN

THE ROCK GOBLIN.

Appearance

It has a square head. Surprisingly, this goblin only has one arm,the rock goblin has a large curiouse backpack that has all of the stolen rocks and stones you can think of! its eyebrows are normally in a straight line.It’s eyes are in a circled shape.It’s rock patterned skin is very  rare however, if you wear a  specific  pair of glasses the skin will look different without the glasses.

 

Behaviour

It’s a bit off an angry goblin it doesn’t talk it actually grunts.To find a talking goblin they live in the north.interestingly,it gets angry with all goblins besides from there own kind.They only have three emotions and most of this is anger it has no fear aswell.It is the most power full goblin it’s more power full   then the infinity goblin.

 

Diet

This goblin has a very interesting type of meal.It eats man made bricks and eats plants for pudding.They eat a well known moss…the name it is given is blood moss but funny enough its not red and it doesn’t taste of blood.The goblin rarely eats wood.But the wood isn’t that healthy  because where it lives you will only find rotten wood.

 

Habitat

This goblin lives in the caves of east the caves are also in the woods. however the weather is rain and it floods to be estimated  forty times a year…the cover of its bed is made of leaves,the mattress is made of wood.and finally the bed is made of A lot of fluff because in the woods there’s a tree named fluffer.And by the name you can tell that there’s lots of fluff on thee tree.