The nonsense or nonsensical goblin is a strange animal with a face that looks like it got in a mirror and never came out. It looks even uglier than a speckled crab goblin (a close cousin of the nonsensical goblin). The nonsense goblin has green skin that turns yellow every time you ask it why it has green skin vise vera.
Strangely it has a nose on which if you place a meter stick up to it grows a meter longer and the same with its pointed ears. Its distinguishing features are boils and warts that pop and grow back straight after.
Their Habitat is in the middle of people’s brains causing them dyslexia. It is the size of a large particle and lives nibbling at the grey matter at the same time giving you a headache. It lives for ten years and can cause brain damage.
It is widely appreciated that it is illegal to try and get rid of them so don’t try at all. They have been known in five countries in Europe to be used as biowarfare and they have been fatal. Although only forty people have died. Many people have had amnesia and dyslexia from them too.