” I had enough”!!! screamed the mother I am leaving for a couple of hours I will be back before dark. So when I get back this fighting better be over. I was walking down the alley to clear my head.I found this cook book.It looked intresting so I took it home.That night when I was in bed I took the book out of my bag to have a look and I was shocked to see that it was no ordinary cook book. I opened the book to look at the recipe but instead I saw this …
A RECIPE TO A HAPPY LIFE
If my beloved hamester Hammy could speak I think he would march up to my Mum and harass her about how disgusting her chicken leek casserole is . Secondly he I think he would a write detailed letter to the CEO of Harley’s Hamster treats and request that they scrap their “nutrious recipe” and start from scratch .They he would request that he would be granted a new cage finest on the market would be his type.He would also probably request that he had the power to talk everyday.
How to cross a river for beginners
1.shout as load as you can and hope aliens will hear and take you across in their space ship.
2.fly to America and study with NASA to learn how to build a rocket to cross the river
3.get 100+ birds sit on them and demand them to fly you over the river
4.use fish as stepping stones
Or you could do personal favourite,just swim across ,after all it’s only one meter long
I have just discovered a breakthrough in science , I have made the very first recipe for a happy life. All I had to do was add these very ingredients : one tonne of sugar, half a cup of happiness, 3 cups of luck, 2 tubes of toothpaste, some random mushrooms I found in the forest. And a couple other things. I let it boil for a week and a half and gently stirred it every third day. I had no clue as to what would happen. I took a chance and drank it.
It is a typical cold and rainy Saturday. I was sitting on the couch when I saw my pet Jackster the lizard sitting in his cage. Suddenly I notice his mouth seems to continually move almost like he was TALKING !40 I know it sounds completely insane but I started to move over to the cage and in the cage was not only Jackster but also a little beetle. I leaned in closer 72 to hear tiny little voices one was saying .” If you don’t give me my ten grams of crumbs I will come and get you with my gang.” So that night I decided to give Jackster twenty grams of lemon cake.
I was walking in the forest and I saw something in a hut. I saw something move. It was a witch. I waited for the witch to leave the cabin. When she left, I snuck into the cabin. I found a book that said spells. I saw an empty cauldron and decided I would make a potion for a happy life. It read
1 strand of hair
4 cups of rainbows
3 bags of cotton candy
4 cups of friendship
Method
Add to a pot and stir until yellow
I drank the potion and wished for a really happy life. I found myself back at home. Lying on my bed cuddling my life.
It was June 25th a nice sunny day and I was so bored so I was thinking and I decided to go on a adventure. I started my adventure at the local forest in Glengarra. I had lots of extra equipment in case of an emergency. After a couple of hours later I had found myself in difficulty and that I couldn’t find my way out. As I approached a river I saw some of the town had already passed it. I had to think and I came up with an idea to cross the river.
I got some wood and duct tape, I started to make it and I had finally made a raft for me to ride home. I got to dry land after a while. It 7:45pm so I started to head home. I was really tired the raft took ages to make but I enjoyed making it.
Recipe for a happy life:
Many people seek a happy life, but fear not if you need a little boost in life and some happiness try this happy life layer cake!
You will need: a pinch of friends, a dash of love, a handful of kindness, a sprinkle of help and a drop sugar to make it nice and sweet.
Method: mix everything in a big bowl if it starts to curdle add a little bit more friends. Once combined separate into 3 batches you can colour it if you wish, doing so will add some excitement into the mix. Cook at 200 degrees for 15 minutes then assemble and enjoy!
I’ve always wondered what my dog thought of me. You cant always tell what your dog is thinking , but usually you make a guess. Like when the dog jumps up on your dinner table and sniffs your toes he’s hungry. Yesterday the weirdest thing happened. Now I KNOW this wasn’t some ‘made up’ dream. Don’t ask, I just know. My dog Milo, began TALKING to me. He started explaining things to me. He said everytime he scratches my door he’s tired, not that he wants to go outside. I was shocked all those times I got out of my warm tosty bedsheets to put him out.He only wanted to come in to my room ,NOT outside.
Today has been a WEIRD day and this is how it started. I woke up this morning and went downstairs to get my breakfast and when I walked through the hall I said hi to Cheddar my dog and he said hi back. Then I went into the kitchen and everything was fine until I realised that he had said hi back!! I went into the hall and said to Cheddar “how are you today Cheddar” not expecting him to answer back but I was wrong! He said “I am great today, how are you”? What is wrong with me????
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